A memory as vage as Greg's

Seeing Greg's initial post on a theater intro of old, I'll share one that I half-remember as well.

For a few years in the early to mid-1990s, the Showcase Cinema in Revere had an intro involving some guy roughly my age walking through some studio street scene reminding us to not talk, etc. One of the reminders he gave was delivered via a neon sign. A pink neon sign. With a very, uh, male-inspired shape.

The Internets is also silent on this, though I don't know exactly what combination of words would uncover this bit of lost film. Perhaps it's best that I can't figure it out.